If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
1,000 painters working for 1,000 years could not create a beauty that equals you.
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!