Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.