If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
What do you say we disapparate out of here?
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
You probably already know I like you. Cause you have to feel it even when you sleep.