Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
You are what I want for Christmas.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
You are my first real love. The previous ones were just a test.
Man should always have the most important things with him. Now I just don't know how can I fit you in my backpack.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.