My friends just left...So, you have to entertain me now.
Your eyes shine like the moon, your smile is bright as the sun, I can't get you of my mind, I think that you're the one.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
You're kidding me – it's that easy to be good-looking?
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Baby, I am falling for you so you better catch me before it's too late.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I have to go and thank God. [Why?] For the angel he just gave me.