Do you have a nickname? If you don't I'll just call you later.
Let me guess, is your name Summer? (No.) I thought you were because you're so hot.
I know, I'll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
You look like my first wife and I have never been married.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.