Weird pick up lines

I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, reverse, weird
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
You are as hot as my mother.
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