I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Wanna be pen pals?