Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
Hey baby...I wouldn't mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we're about to get entangled.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
I'm a fermata, hold me.
Hey baby, are you a C Major Scale? Because you look all natural to me.
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.