I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
It was love at first sniff.
I don't bite you know...unless it's called for.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?