Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?