Dirty pick up lines

Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
56.67 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
56.56 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
56.50 % 9 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
56.46 % 53 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
55.85 % 81 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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