Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Your words make you more kissable.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
Hey, did you noticed that pretty girl?(points out a mirror)
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?