It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
I never believed in miracles until I saw you.
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
My friends over there think that you're cute. But I don't agree with them. I think you're absolutely beautiful.
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.