Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Can you tell me where the closest mistletoe is?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
Can I see your tinsel?
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.