When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!