I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.