My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.