Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
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Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Hey baby if I supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.