Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
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Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!