If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
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God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
I'd like to memorize your body like I memorize my music.
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away and act like nothing happened.
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?