Pick up line #1738

Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny

Similar pick up lines

See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
You smell that? Smells like love.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, funny
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
It takes balls to play golf.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny

Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines