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I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
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