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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
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Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
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It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.