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When I think of you, I become fully vested.
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Hey baby! Do you have a lawyer? Cause you just stole my heart.