Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Isn't your e-mail address Beautiful@GirlOfMyDreams.com?