My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.