Funny pick up lines

Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's do it kitty style.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
79.28 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
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