My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Can you hold me down? [Why?] Because I feel like I am filled with helium when standing next to you.
My eyes cry to see you, my heart beats to love you, my mouth despairs to kiss you and my arms want to hug you forever.
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.