Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
I've been secant you for a long time.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.