I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You're cool because you're hot!
We should defend pop-punk together...At a movie...And maybe a coffee shof after...
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.