My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Baby I want to let it snow all over your twin peaks.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.