Cute pick up lines

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, nerdy, cute
Baby I want to let it snow all over your twin peaks.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. .
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
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