Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?