I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress.
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!