[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
How was heaven when you left it?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!