Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Are you up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
I pity the men who see you, and whose lives are forever changed by your beauty.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.