My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!