You need to help me to prepare for my final exams because you make me forget everything else.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
If you want some space, go with an astronaut. If you want some time, go with a watchmaker. If you want love, come with me.
I'm lean and agile and go down every weekend.
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
Ay girl, do you have a high current? Because I can't resist you.
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.