If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!