It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.
You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
Can you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?