You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You are my superclass: you define what I can do.
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
I'm heterosectional, but I'd be homosectional for you.