This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
The book says know myself, how about I get to know you?
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
This is kind of cheesy but you're out of this world.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
You thought you don't have a chance with me? You're completely wrong.
I can tell you're not an astronaut, because you're so down to earth.