Our love is over 9000. Know what I am Saiyan?
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.
Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
I don't need 99 souls. All I need is yours.
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
My love for you keeps increasing every second.