A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her: "I will stop loving you when all the roses die".
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.