Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Be the tsun to my dere.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)