Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
We would be honored if you would join me.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Your words make you more kissable.