Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.
You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
My wand has chosen you!
Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you.
You're softer than a dakimakura boo.