Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.
Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?