Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met you!
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Love your new profile picture.
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
I'm not a beater, a seeker, or a chaser. I'm a keeper.
You've got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.
Me without you is like Fred without George.