Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (Girl): That's not a color.(Boy): Tt's the color of your eyes.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
I hope it's not treble, but I'd like to B with you.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.