Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
I want to have your litter of puppies.
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
You are the reason I wake up with a smile. You are on my mind 24x7.
My world is happier place because of you.