Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?